Office Assistant / Doer of all things needed to be done

HELP

We need someone to be our "Johnny on the spot", our "last minute oh shit savior", our "now what do we do?" problem solver

We MUST have someone reliable, personable, funny, quick witted, a good communicator, a good (and fast) coffee maker, someone with a spunky can do or Ill figure it out attitudethe list will go on. Basically no slugs, whiners, princesses, or hyperchondriacs.

So we are a small but busy service company. If you're looking for a cush sit on you ass office job sorry princess this aint it You will be hopping from bell to bell with a constantly changing work load, schedule and multiple personalities to deal with - some petty some down right nasty

BUTif you're up for a challenge and not afraid to work and work A LOT check us out. You may like us, we may like youor maybe not. You won't know until you try

Heres what you doTEXT me at 217-626-6571tell me your name, something cool about you, why you want to explore this opportunity and finally how do I contact you to get you in for an interview.

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