Seeking Erin Brockovich

Seeking Someone with a pulse, and a conscience, who’s willing to work with swashbuckler plaintiffs lawyer and his band of Merry Missfits. You need to be smart, type, and be a fast learner. Performance bonuses paid for outstanding or innovative work. Only optimists need apply.

If you’re tired of grinding out eight hours a day on a dead end job, call me. This is your chance to do inovative work that makes a difference. Change the world by fighting greedy insurance companies, poluters, negligent corporations, and bad people. We represent injured people. We love what we do.

Ex-cop? Disbarred lawyer? Bored realtor? It doesn’t matter. Bring your special skills to the job!