Office Girl with Social Media Marketing Skills

In search of an office girl who is not afraid to work for a new, growing company. It pays cash until you’re vetted and we know you’re the right fit for the job. Computer skills required, some sales required, cleaning required. You will be in front of the camera at times, so a certain look is going to be required. Please send very recent head shots and body shots with a résumé. Also, include a telephone number that doesn’t ring to Google voice.