Traditional Carpentry Apprenticeship $15-$20hr to start

This ad is for a TRADITIONAL CARPENTRY APPRENTICE. If you do not know what these words mean, Duckduck go them.

Best fit with under 30 with related work experience.

Send a "resume" and include all related work you have done and experience you may have.

Include a phone number. I will call.

On day One, you will receive paid 1 on 1 carpentry training and hands on instruction in exchange for your consistent, prompt attendance, complete focus and physical labor helping me in whatever hairbrained scheme I can come up with to keep the checks coming.

Think about what this means.

You will:

Make Order from Chaos.

Be the solution, not the problem.

This is a unique opportunity for the self motivated.

If you can not read, write and speak English fluently, then you will not be able to follow instructions explicitly, so its best if you click out now.

To be considered you must:

Be physically able to do this work; Weak willed, limp wristed, noodle armed soy boys are welcome to apply, but probably cannot perform the required tasks. It's hard work.

Be on time (15 minutes early)

Keep an accurate daily work log

Have transportation and a valid drivers license

All Job Sites are strictly non-tobacco and this means vaping if your serious about quitting, i can help.

This is an entry level apprenticeship. $15-$20 hr to start. Veterans given priority. This work comes with lots of trigger time, hard work under duress and is not for the faint of heart.

You will expected to lift heavy things, repeatedly, under adverse conditions while being attacked by killer bees, wild dogs & having rocks thrown at your head. It's OK, theyr small rocks

Put " I AM NOT A CRACKHEAD" In the subject line of your response, to help weed out the crazies, the illiterate and hopefully the crackheads.