WANTED — SUPERSTAR SALES REPS (AND REGULAR HUMANS WHO LIKE MONEY)

Hey you. Yeah, you scrolling Craigslist instead of “working.”

Same. No judgment.

I’ve had a ridiculous year — the kind where you sit back and say,

“Dang… I should probably share this.”

So here I am. Sharing. Humbly. Slightly caffeinated.

If you’ve ever thought: